Emily! (Taken with Instagram at Corcoran’s Grill)
So I go to the dry cleaners to get a dress altered. The seamstress taking in my waist lets out a guttural sigh. She pins the armholes until no bra is seen. She grabs my boob.
“You have beautiful bust.”
And thusly I remind you that gay men and straight women are all about my rack.
#instagram #chicago (Taken with Instagram at Andersonville Kitchen And Bath)
“I’m so drunk. Whatever. It’s okay.” (Taken with Instagram at SIFU Design Studio)
I thought I signed a privacy agreement damn it. #instagram (Taken with Instagram at Urban Mischief)
Want this. #instagram #chicago (Taken with Instagram at white attic)
Taken with instagram
Bullet accessories starting at $10 (Taken with Instagram at Broken Buckle Antiques)
If Indian food did anything for me I’d go here to support the pun alone. #instagram #chicago (Taken with Instagram at Curried Restaurant)
The weird indent in my office makes an excellent shoe closet. (Taken with instagram)