All women break their underwear down into two basic categories: Touch Me Now and Touch Me Never. Any woman who tells you otherwise is a damn dirty liar. Except for maybe nuns – I’m not sure they have much of a choice in the first place.
Touch Me Now…
An old white guy wearing a Sean John shirt that looks like it came from Tommy Bahama is funny, right?
Sometimes I think hell will just be sitting in front of a computer with the still loading status bar never updating.
If I see an old woman in a drab suit and sandals I assume she is a nun. Do not ask me why, I didn’t realize it was a thing until 45 seconds ago. (at CTA Bus Stop 16173)
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