An Irish Toast
May those that love us continue to love us And for those that don’t may God twist their hearts, And if that doesn’t work, May He twist their ankles so we’ll know them by their limp!
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is...– Lady Windermere’s Fan - Oscar Wilde
The internet is disastrous if you’re a writer. When you’re trying to...– Helen Fielding
These days I’m into bike riding and breaking water. I like breaking women’s...– Tracy Morgan
Dear Chicago Transit Authority,
I really appreciate that you’ve finally shown some progress in revamping the El platforms that I use to get to work and back. They’re pretty and now tourists can buy a pass with a credit card - woo hoo! But let’s discuss the marble-esque (because I KNOW Daley didn’t shell out for the real shit) material used to cover the ground that we, you know, walk on. Marble-esque...
Things I (Still) Don't Care About
The Michael Jackson Movie The family history of Balloon Boy Although, this Halloween costume is pretty brills…
Pink Taxi Cab →
I personally think this is genius and will totally use it if/when it comes to my fair city. Hell, if I had the money I’d open it up myself!
Oh my God Danny Devito, I love you.
Should I spend $200 on a Wii or $250 on Final Draft Pro? Decisions, decisions.
Should I be freaking out that people who play high schoolers are now younger than me? I kind of am. Damn it Andrea Zuckerman was like 35 when she was in high school!
If I can’t dance I don’t want to be part of your revolution.– Emma Goldman
Things That I Don't Care About
The Gossaline-Douchebag Family The Balloon Boy-Douchebag Family Why are there so many branches on the Doubcebag Family Tree?