December 2010
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There is a man at Cocktail right now who looks just like Ernest. But gay. He feels out of place to me here.
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November 2010
143 posts
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Woah.
When you call Chase Sapphire they really do pick up right away with no phone menu. I thought the commercials were just kidding. This could get me into trouble.
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Is it Bad to Take Medicine with Hot...
Because I just did.
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So, I Think I Might Buy a Kindle.
Does that make me a bad lit nerd or a good one?
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So I saw Burlesque while I was at my mom’s house for Thanksgiving and I cannot lie to you. I loved it. I may or may not have gone directly from the movie theater to Target in order to con my mom into buying the soundtrack for me. It wasn’t a groundbreaking cinematic achievement or anything, but it was exactly what it needed to be: a vehicle for divas old and new to rock the fuck out....
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“I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see...”
– ~Arnold Schwarzenegger (via caytegrieve)
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Dead Presidents: Favorite Presidential Quotes →
deadpresidents:
I’ve been asked to post the answer to this question from earlier in a way so that people can reblog it, so here it is.
I’ve been meaning to start a new series on Dead Presidents much like my “Random Facts of the Day” and “Presidents Talk About Presidents” series. I think it will be…
Wow. Sometimes people say really fabulous things even if I personally think...
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Mean Girls 2 Official Trailer [VIDEO] →
Really, Tim Meadows? Really?
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Wait a tick: Barbara Bush didn't put that fetus in... →
mediaite:
Babs will not stop surprising us today. Also, this happened in her interview with Larry King:
KING: You had differing opinions, though, on pro-life, did you not?
BARBARA BUSH: I don’t remember.
GEORGE H.W. BUSH: Yes, they did.
BARBARA BUSH: Shh, George.
GEORGE H.W. BUSH: You were never that fired up about it.
BARBARA BUSH: No.
GEORGE H.W. BUSH: When I was president.
BARBARA...
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Clients From Hell: Working as a moderator for a... →
clientsfromhell:
Working as a moderator for a computer help chat room many years ago.
Young boy: ”How do I get burn out out of a monitor?”
Me: ”You can’t, once the phosphorous is burned you are going to have to replace the entire monitor.”
Young boy: ”There has to be a way. I need to fix this as soon as…
Teenagers.
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#proudtobearedhead →
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I’m kind of surprised at how many actors NBC has let be on Conan’s show so far. I have no further commentary for the evening.
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“I sat next to her once, thought she was beautiful and I think she’s very happy...”
– Barbara Bush on Sarah Palin (via today)
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Adam Glassman's Scarf Guide - Oprah.com →
Lackluster. I expect more from you, Oprah.
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I really wanted to post “Walking on Broken...
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Fashion Advice:
If I can see the control top change color, your skirt is too short.
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Rampage Snooki | Piperlime →
Dude. There is a shoe called Snooki. Please note the comment titled “Cute and Cheap.”
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Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young perform Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” on last night’s Late Night.
[lnwjf.]
Oh my gawh. I wonder if Neil will ever come on the show?
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“Her name was Cameo and she was like an attractive Biggie Smalls.”
– Gwenyth on Glee???
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Am I the Only One Excited About a Bill Clinton...
Because I’m thinking it’s going to be awesome. I wonder if he’ll make out with Galifinakis?
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So, Lately People Have Asked What I'm Looking for...
And then judging me for not wanting to just take some guy home. Well, maybe judging is a strong choice of word, but they’re definitely mocking me. The other day when this conversation arose again, a comment was made to the effect of, “Well, your number still won’t be bad if you do it once.”
Ah, the magical number. What is it, anyway? What number will take me from the...
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