December 2010
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I started a new blog today. →
Because I’m bored and I love makeup.  Check it out, show the love.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
A white Christmas is nice and all but I could really use a tropical one right now.
Dec 25th
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Dear men: Please do not wear shirts that say “I fart in your general direction.” Thanks,
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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So it's 5AM and I'm Accidentally Awake...
Why don’t TV shows ever announce that they’re filmed before a live studio audience anymore?  Watch a rerun of Cheers and in between the theme song and first scene Ted Danson or Woody Harrleson or someone will say, “Cheers was filmed before a live studio audience.” Where’d that go?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Prince Von A-hole Hospitalized -- Eye GLUED Shut |... →
I should not find this funny (but I do).
Dec 21st
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Emily Post for the Internet Age:
Rule: One should not add to or edit another person’s preferences without their knowledge or permission. Example: When you are using my work computer and begin to use Pandora while logged into my account, you should not add your own radio station.  Especially when the radio station is “Akon.”
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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As My Friend, You Reflect Upon Me.
If you look bad, I look bad.  Therefore, if you walk around looking like an idiot with a muffin top or a bad hair cut, I’m going to tell you. Nicely, of course.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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“I don’t care who you love. If you love this country enough to risk your life for...”
– Senator Ron Wyden, Democrat of Oregon. On Saturday, the Senate cleared the way for repealing the Pentagon’s ban on gay men and lesbians serving openly in the military. (via newsweek)
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Known Entities: Monica Lewinsky
ofakind: The most famous intern in the world might be no more fashionable than her one-time rival, the queen of the off-color pant suit, but you have to give the girl credit: She had a look, and she stuck to it. She also found a way to make a dumpy blue dress worth thousands and thousands of dollars. —erica An Alice Hannah beret—with a bow!—that makes you look even younger than you are. ...
Dec 17th
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Apparently the Cash Cab is in Chicago right now.  I need to stalk that mother effer and win me some money stat.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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VOGUE: Marie-Hélène de Taillac Bejewels Winter... →
vogue: by Chioma Nnadi   Photo: Courtesy of Marie-Hélène de Taillac As cozy as they might be at this time of year, gloves are somewhat of an inconvenient truth for jewelry lovers like Marie-Hélène de Taillac. “With my hands all covered up in the winter, I miss seeing my…  Want.
Dec 16th
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Model's Hair Catches Fire at Diddy Party in New... →
Who knew being a model could be so dangerous?
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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I love the first real snow of the year.
When it turns to slush tomorrow, I’ll be back to the “Why the hell haven’t I moved to a warmer climate yet?” theory of my life.
Dec 4th
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Someone in my building is rocking the eff out to “Barbie Girl.” It’s like the sixth grade all over again.
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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WatchWatch
missworld: whiskeyonsunday: DARREN CRISS, YOU HAVE MY BABIES RIGHT THIS SECOND. I don’t even watch this show and this is fucking amazing. I do watch this show and it’s fucking amazing.
Dec 4th
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“Black Swan is one dark, fucked-up movie.”
– Mike Ryan (via: Vanity Fair)  (via villagevoice) I so wish I had time to see it this weekend.  Post-China, I guess!
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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There was just a Pledge commercial on TV and for a hot second I thought the guy said that we (the at home television audience) should splooge on a bottle.
Dec 3rd
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You've heard of "air guitar," and now, thanks to... →
inothernews: NSFW, but only if you can comprehend x-rated pantomime.  :-)  Effing hipsters.
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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