August 2010
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BlackBook: Andy Cohen on Whether Bravo Is a Gay... →
By day, Andy Cohen holds the coveted title of Bravo’s Senior VP of Original Programming and Development. By night, he’s in front of the camera, cocktail in hand, hosting his own late night talk show, Watch What Happens: Live. Once a week, Andy sits down with featured guests from across the…
Andy Cohen can do no wrong. In fact, I think he might be my dream gay.
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Her Parents are Swedish and Italian, So She Ate... →
(Also known as the snark that makes watching people walk to win an award that you’ll never get the honor of being nominated for interesting).
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Congratulations, Claire Danes.
Maybe now you can stop doing commercials for eyelash medication and house paints.
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Does Anyone Watch The Big Bang Theory?
Because I’m not sure that I’ve ever actually met someone who does.
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Things OK About the Emmys Opening Number:
Jimmy Fallon
Glee
Joel McHale
Tina Fey
Springsteen
Things Not OK About the Emmys Opening Number:
Kate Gosselin
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BlackBook: We are Hiring →
Posting this one more time with a more traditional headline
BlackBook Media Corp. Editorial Assistant Entry Level BlackBook is looking for an Editorial Assistant to work in its New York headquarters, reporting to the Senior Editor, Guides. Primary responsibility is BlackBook’s global…
In case any of my peeps are looking for a job - I’ll give you this one. I’m waiting to...
BOLD STATEMENT
myyearofeverything:
Reading books on electronic devices is no fun. Can’t see how far along you are, unless I activate that feature, and then that’s ALL I can pay attention to. Can’t do it in the sun. (YES, I know you can with a Kindle, but the last thing I need is another glowing rectangle to stare at.) Can’t smell the book smell.
Phooey!
Gonna power through “Chastened” on my iPad Kindle app,...
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Year One AD.
Drink a chocolate malt in honor of Brian Clancy Sullivan today. Follow it up with a shot o’ Jameson and wash it all down with a Crown Royale or VO and water (to taste).
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People My Father Should Have Outlived:
Keith Richards
Lindsey Lohan
Elizabeth Taylor
Roger Ebert
Magic Johnson
People My Father Actually Outlived (by two months each):
Michael Jackson
Ed McMahon
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For Reals - It Took Me Twenty Minutes to Figure...
I guess that means that I really don’t live here anymore…It is rather nice to have more than just a room to myself though. I have got to get a bigger place.
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Yeah I haven’t gotten to my paper yet.
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(Score One for the Literature Nerd)
The wireless internet at the hospital is so good that I could end up live blogging my mother’s surgery, but I won’t because I’m trying to be a good graduate student and actually finish my essay since it’s due tomorrow.
By the way, when we walked onto the surgical floor they handed me a tracking device like they hand you when you go to a restaurant and there’s a...
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In a Sign of Solidarity to my Currently Gimpy...
It did not go very well. (Also, I cheated).
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Fair Warning: This Week is Gonna Suck
One year ago this week my father died. I’ve said that word fairly few times beyond the jesting conversations of family compensating for loss. It has been a year since my father stopped living. Passed away. Kicked the bucket. Went to a better place. Died. He no longer breathes. He no longer speaks. He no longer calls me from his office phone to ask me how my day is going. He no longer...
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What I Hear Walking Home
Homeless Man Who I'm Pretty Sure Cannot Speak: Uhh. (Reaches hand out)
Guy Wearing Pastel Polo and Plaid Shorts: ...it like totally reminded me of my grandparents' yacht club.
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Ghetto Red Hot started following me today. I’m pretty excited about it.
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“I don’t like bananas. Or protein.”
– Elisa
“Gag me with a spoon.”
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