May 2011
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Watchfuckyeahdaviswhite:
2011 Worlds: Davis/White free dance
This bitch just became the first American to ever take gold at the World Championships for ice dancing. And by bitch, I clearly mean my most amazing cousin and friend, Meryl. I shouldn’t feel as proud as I do considering I have nothing to do with her winning, but I can’t help it. It’s a cousin/friend love thing.
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April 2011
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So, Skinny Bitch: Does this mean I can eat a...
April 28
Never before has the United States seen such a ridiculous diet trend as the ‘low-carb’ phenomenon. Every restaurant, grocery store, and fast-food chain caters to this utter nonsense. Everyone has jumped on the bandwagon, hoping to capitalize on the trend, whether it is healthy or not. Not.
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disappointed
itothed:
just watched the trailer for tarsem singh’s immortals and i am so, so disappointed. i can’t believe the director of the fall managed to make a film that looks worse than 300 - maybe it’s 300 part deux?
henry cavill is nice eye candy, but he’s no lee pace. not by any means.
Cavill wins over Pace any day. Any day.
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girl-non-grata asked: Unfortunately, Kate will never be a Princess, because she's of common birth. She'll always be HRH Duchess of Cambridge, even if William ascends to the throne.
Princess is reserved for the spouse of the first heir, sometimes, but mostly just women born of royal blood in direct line to the throne (like Fergie's daughters Beatrice and Eugenie).
Disney...
Princess is reserved for the spouse of the first heir, sometimes, but mostly just women born of royal blood in direct line to the throne (like Fergie's daughters Beatrice and Eugenie).
Disney...
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Maybe it's because I'm down with the homos...
But I don’t understand why these kids in the current Las Vegas Real World care so much that one of their roommates once “did” “gay” “porn.” Now, I have to also admit that I am not the chronic RW watcher that I was in high school and college (wow, saying that just made me feel really old and pretentious, just so you know) and have only seriously watched a...
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WatchMy video response to “whats the first music or song u can remember as a child?”
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WatchMy video response to “Whats the last dream u can recall?”
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Just Call Her: Stare at Her For 5 Seconds →
justcallher:
Focus on her eyes.
Smile the slightest as possible. Think Mona Lisa.
And count. 1…2…3…4…5…
…and break stare. Immediately ask her what time it is. This is just to change the subject and relax.
If she’s into you, during the stare, she stared back at you for just a second or two. Then she…
Brilliant and dead on. Just so you know.
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Fuck.
I ran out of chocolate and really need some at work today, damn it.
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I'm all about the Brits today.
Started the workday off once again with both of Ms. Adele’s albums (I never have to hit skip because every song is brilliance) and will now be playing Mr. Ronson. That’ll take me through to lunch time, at which point I will need to come up with something else to listen to. I’m feeling some poppy dance mixes. Maybe the Ting Tings?
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My patience during admissions season is waning
derbygirl:
Caller: Where can I find the information for newly admitted students?
Me: You need to log into [redacted].
Caller: Where do I go once I’m in?
Me (in my head): Seriously, you got admitted and you can’t work a website?
Me (out loud): Click on the new admit tab.
Caller: And what will I see there?
Me (in my head): Seriously dude? I can hear you typing as I speak … how about instead...
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Library=Secretly Awesome Date Spot
howaboutwe:
Looking for a cool new date spot that’s versatile, affordable, and just the right amount of quirky? Presenting: your local library.
[Love In The Stacks: Why The Library Is Actually A Great Date Spot]
You know, I’m pro-this in theory, but I laugh too loudly. I think I’d go with an independent book store instead. Unabridged, perhaps?
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I work for a Catholic institution and have Good Friday off; my family took the opportunity to summon me home for the weekend without having to take a vacation day. I guess since I haven’t been home since Christmas it’s pretty okay, but since this little guy greeted me at the bus stop, it’s even better.
I mean, seriously. I love my family, but Finbar does not talk on the...
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My mom now has an iPad and an iPhone.
She is so much cooler than me.
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Excuse me? Hi.
Is it really necessary for the world to have all of these Royal Wedding applications?
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“if you’re doing it for money or
fame,
don’t do it.”
– So You Want to be a Writer? (via countcenci)
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Damn it, Skinny Bitch.
What have I been telling you?
April 19
If you can afford it, organic is worth the extra money. Don’t be buying lipstick and magazines and other dumb bullshit and then go srimping on your food!
Food may give nourishment, but lipstick and magazines and other dumb bullshit nourish me.
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Find out What Happens When you Tickle a Baby...
abcworldnews:
Check out this cute video of a baby penguin being tickled by some staffers at the Cincinnati Zoo. H/T Gawker
I will now be asking for a baby penguin for every gift giving event for the rest of my life.
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“When I look back on Glee and on this album, it’s like I was offered to live in a...”
– Whatever you say, Darren Criss. (via entertainmentweekly)
(In all fairness, a giant marshmallow house in the sky would probably be an awesome thing to ride in for a while.)
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Things I honestly don't give two shits about:
The Royal Wedding. I mean, you’re a cute couple and whatever, but come on. (I’m looking at you, Today).
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“Sorry I was put on this earth to annoy the shit out of you, but I love you.”
– A text from Inez.
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Quote of The Day
claaasybitch:
