A Little Bit Ginger

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May 2011

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The Classy, Sassy Life of Jaclyn Marie: Yayy New Fun Words!!! → claaasybitch.tumblr.com

claaasybitch:

The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject…

Sarchasm is my favorite by far.

May 31, 201127 notes
#funny shit
This Guy Has My Macbook → thisguyhasmymacbook.tumblr.com

paulscheer:

Love this.

robhuebel:

So bananas.

(via Morgan Murphy)

 Well this is clearly fantastic.

May 31, 2011109 notes
My friends now know that whatever we say can and will be used on Tumblr.
  • Kaitlin: So.
  • I have a man profile.
  • Because this is what I think about when alone in my apartment watching television shows with men whom I theoretically adore because they are aesthetically pleasing to me and characters who I can neither be annoyed by nor turned away from.
  • I like a man with boyish charm. One who reads and is well spoken. A nerd in some ways perhaps an artist or sports enthusiast in others. Funny and kind but quick to say, "Fuck off" if things get out of line.
  • I think I might be looking for me, but as a guy. Then again I might be thinking rather highly of myself in this context.
  • Inez:
  • i like it
  • nah i don't think that sound entirely like you as a guy
  • although there are some similarities
  • Kaitlin:
  • Works.
  • Inez:
  • did you already put this on tumblr?
  • Kaitlin:
  • No.
  • I wrote that off the cuff.
  • Should I tumbl it?
  • Inez:
  • definitely
  • Kaitlin:
  • Let it tumbl, if you will.
  • Have it tumbl for ya?
  • Until it all tumbls down.
  • Inez:
  • hahaha
  • Kaitlin:
  • Tumbling in the deep, perhaps.
  • Inez:
  • nice
  • YES
May 31, 2011
#single sally #Inez #tumblr #conversations
May 31, 20113 notes
#single sally #English Nerd
Play
May 31, 2011
#song of the day #ben folds #dad #truthful tuesday
So I'm watching the Today Show this morning and Mitt Romney says, "That Twilight book is pretty cool."

Or something to that effect.  Bottom line is Mr. Romney claims to have read Twilight as his granddaughter was into it and he wanted to bond with her (which, I will admit, is rather a sweet notion).  But here’s how I’m thinking the interview prep went:

Advisors: Our tracking says that you need to appear hipper.

Romney: Hipper?

Advisors: Yes, more relatable to the youth vote.

Romney: Well I think I’m a pretty cool grandpa.

Advisors: Oh, of course, but we know you and see you with your great big Mormon family.  The public doesn’t get to have that access to you.

Romney: Oh, okay, well how do we do this?

Advisor 1: We think you should put your name in with a trend.

Romney: Like hip hop?

Advisor 1: No, that’s too ethnic.

Advisor 2: We’re thinking something booky.

Romney: Booky?

Advisor 1: Right.  Like the Percy Jackson series.

Romney: No, can’t do those. 

Advisor 1: Why not?

Advisor 2: Greek gods.  Blasphemy.

Advisor 3: Plus the movie didn’t do well at the box office.  Harry Potter?

Advisor 2: Witches.

Advisor 1: British.

Advisor 2: Un-American.

Advisor 2: Twilight?

Romney: Twilight? Is that the one with the sparkly kid?

Advisor 2: Well, yes.

Advisor 1: The author is Mormon.

Advisor 3: The movies kill at the box office.

Advisor 2: And the whole thing is against pre-marital sex.

Romney: She gives birth to a vampire, doesn’t she?

Advisor 3: It’s giving up life as you know it for love.

Advisor 1: As you would to lead the nation.

Romney: Well, I can do that.

And as an avid viewer of The West Wing, I am an authority on how these things go.

May 31, 20116 notes
#Damn republicans #Harry Potter #Mitt Romney #election #percy jackson #politics #satire #today show #twilight #writing #ya lit #west wing
May 30, 2011340 notes
#Lazy Bones
May 30, 2011235 notes
#the hangover
SINGLE GIRLS GUIDE → hellogiggles.com

Nailed it.

May 30, 201175 notes
#single sally #hello giggles
Semen  la embellece (1/3) en MSN Video → video.latino.msn.com

For my non-hispanoblantes out there, these girls are being accused of robbing this gentleman of profit because they sneak into his barn at night and masturbate (I guess it wouldn’t count as masturbating really) his horse in order to use and sell the horse semen for skincare. 

Skip to 3:34 for the goods. 

May 27, 2011
#horse #equine #sexy time #semen #penis #skincare
Attn Chicago Apartment Dwellers or Wannabe Chicago Apartment Dwellers

thatwhitebitch:

I’m looking to sublease my apt starting July 1. Rent is $895. Seriously a great deal for the neighborhood. Blocks from the lake, y’all!

I will have pix as soon as I’m back from vacay. Please reblog if you’re from Chicago or you like me. Thank you!

Interested parties can email me at nicolerjames@gmail.com.

May 26, 201113 notes
#chicago
May 26, 201175 notes
#rihanna #racism #Twitter
May 26, 201111 notes
#sexy time #dildos #penis
May 25, 201116,032 notes
#glee
May 25, 20112,195 notes
#hint: both are yes #pop up video #90s #vh1
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May 25, 201152 notes
#glee

Based on today’s pictures I think that Kate Middleton needs to gain some weight if she wants to be fertile. Still beautiful though!

May 25, 20111 note
May 24, 20112,209 notes
#community #Harry Potter #androgyny is cool
May 24, 20114,611 notes
#Twitter
My life, in a nutshell:
  • Inez: So, will you rub my shoulder when you come over tonight? It's really fucked.
  • Me: Sigh. Isn't this what you have boyfriends for?
  • Inez: I know, but you do it so much better than he does.
May 24, 2011
#single sally #Inez #these hands have the magic touch
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