May 2011
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The Classy, Sassy Life of Jaclyn Marie: Yayy New... →
claaasybitch:
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject…
Sarchasm is my favorite by far.
This Guy Has My Macbook →
paulscheer:
Love this.
robhuebel:
So bananas.
(via Morgan Murphy)
Well this is clearly fantastic.
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My friends now know that whatever we say can and...
Kaitlin: So.
I have a man profile.
Because this is what I think about when alone in my apartment watching television shows with men whom I theoretically adore because they are aesthetically pleasing to me and characters who I can neither be annoyed by nor turned away from.
I like a man with boyish charm. One who reads and is well spoken. A nerd in some ways perhaps an artist or sports enthusiast in others. Funny and kind but quick to say, "Fuck off" if things get out of line.
I think I might be looking for me, but as a guy. Then again I might be thinking rather highly of myself in this context.
Inez:
i like it
nah i don't think that sound entirely like you as a guy
although there are some similarities
Kaitlin:
Works.
Inez:
did you already put this on tumblr?
Kaitlin:
No.
I wrote that off the cuff.
Should I tumbl it?
Inez:
definitely
Kaitlin:
Let it tumbl, if you will.
Have it tumbl for ya?
Until it all tumbls down.
Inez:
hahaha
Kaitlin:
Tumbling in the deep, perhaps.
Inez:
nice
YES
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So I'm watching the Today Show this morning and...
Or something to that effect. Bottom line is Mr. Romney claims to have read Twilight as his granddaughter was into it and he wanted to bond with her (which, I will admit, is rather a sweet notion). But here’s how I’m thinking the interview prep went:
Advisors: Our tracking says that you need to appear hipper.
Romney: Hipper?
Advisors: Yes, more relatable to the youth vote.
...
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SINGLE GIRLS GUIDE →
Nailed it.
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Semen la embellece (1/3) en MSN Video →
For my non-hispanoblantes out there, these girls are being accused of robbing this gentleman of profit because they sneak into his barn at night and masturbate (I guess it wouldn’t count as masturbating really) his horse in order to use and sell the horse semen for skincare.
Skip to 3:34 for the goods.
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Attn Chicago Apartment Dwellers or Wannabe Chicago...
thatwhitebitch:
I’m looking to sublease my apt starting July 1. Rent is $895. Seriously a great deal for the neighborhood. Blocks from the lake, y’all!
I will have pix as soon as I’m back from vacay. Please reblog if you’re from Chicago or you like me. Thank you!
Interested parties can email me at nicolerjames@gmail.com.
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Based on today’s pictures I think that Kate Middleton needs to gain some weight if she wants to be fertile. Still beautiful though!
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My life, in a nutshell:
Inez: So, will you rub my shoulder when you come over tonight? It's really fucked.
Me: Sigh. Isn't this what you have boyfriends for?
Inez: I know, but you do it so much better than he does.
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I just realized how often I Tweet at Andy Cohen -...
Oh, who am I kidding? I love me some Andy Cohen and Watch What Happens Live. I own my shame. I’d really enjoy him as my main gay.
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All I want in the world right now is some crayons and a coloring book. Not totally sure why. Just have an urge.
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BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Jesus says: →
inothernews:
Don’t listen to people who say me and my Dad (and Mom) are sending earthquakes, locusts, turning water into blood, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, especially if it’s just a ploy to take all your money. (Which it usually is! And Harold Camping? That dude is a motherfucker!!!)
Don’t listen to…
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So I'm Still Here...
Anyone else?
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Inez and Kaitlin walk through Nordstrom.
Inez and Kaitlin try various perfumes.
Inez and Kaitlin fill free sample bottles with perfume because they smell good.
Kaitlin can't decide which lip color to buy - Sangria or Boundless?
Kaitlin gets free eyeliner and brush with purchase of two products.
Inez and Kaitlin walk through makeup demonstration.
Makeup Artist looks Kaitlin up and down: Hello!
Kaitlin: Hi!
Inez: Damn. You really are like catnip.
And scene.
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I am not sponsored by the meat (or any other)...
May 19
Keep your eyes peeled for bad press regarding veganism. It’s sometimes planted by the industries that are threatened by the movement. Don’t believe any of it. It’s all bogus bullshit.
I just think meat tastes really good, is all.
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Truth Bomb
Inez: are you going to take off early?
Kaitlin: Probably not. It's [redacted], so I probably need to give more notice.
Inez: true story
she sucks
Kaitlin: Eh whatevs.
Anyway.
So The Other Boleyn Girl.
I like it...but.
I think that the writer tries to squeeze in a modern commentary of the world through Mary's voice as the narrator and I just don't believe that she would say or think some of what comes out.
Does that make sense?
Inez: i get it
examples?
it's been a while since i've read it
Kaitlin: Well what sparked it was the bit I read on my commute this morning.
She was describing the feasts that were held by the court and how the scraps would be sold at a discount next door to the commoners who came to watch the court eat and what not.
That's all good and fine, but then Mary says something about the "trail of extravagance and dishonesty and waste" (yes, I just looked it up) that just screams modern judgement.
Inez: touche
i guess i never picked up on that
the first time i read it, i was maybe 16
Kaitlin: We're such nerds.
Inez: truth bomb!
Kaitlin: Seriously.
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How To Be Generic Girls I Went to High School With... →
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Seeing that there's a new follower and realizing...
Fuck you, Bitch.
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Giving away Nikon D3000 w/ Fish-eye Lens.
drgnkooky:
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME.
Two months old, very good condition.
WILL INCLUDE a Nikon strap, USB cord, Three lenses, Quick Charger, Body cap, Two rechargeable batteries, and charger.
Reblogs only please. The winner will be determined by a random number generator.
CONTEST ENDS JUNE 2ND.
The reason why I decided to give it away was because I am getting a Nikon D5000 when...
