July 2011
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“The hardest period in life is one’s 20s. It’s a shame because you’re your most...”
– Helen Mirren in Esquire (via midwestcupcake)
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Alan: Making my days happier since 2K7
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I really hate getting those emails from LinkedIn...
I mean, good for You, 32 connections (sidenote: the vous or vosotros would be really helpful when I rant like this in English), but I still have my crappy job and would prefer getting an email that congratulated me on getting the fuck away from my boss.
Just so you know.
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Anarchy & Scotch: In which I ask you to help out a... →
anarchyandscotch:
A friend of mine is conducting a study into how Facebook factors into the mourning process after a loved one has died. Part of this research involves gathering data through an online survey of Facebook users.
If you are over 18 and use Facebook, you can be part of the sample. All that is required…
Note to Mr. Scotch: thank you for not asking for money.
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Jessica: I've never been there either.
Me: You've never been to Disneyworld?
Jessica: Heck no. I'm the youngest of six. I didn't even know what a zoo was until I was ten.
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I just blew up on the student workers in my...
I believe the exact words were, “What question do you ladies have that will make me want to rip my brain out today?” and, “I don’t want to talk to any of you unless someone is bleeding. Or naked.”
Mama needs a vacation and a new job. Not necessarily in that order.
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Truthful Tuesday and Sylvia Plath
If I’m honest with myself, which I am at this particular moment, I knew that my last relationship was over well before we said goodbye so many Junes ago. I knew at Christmas, when he was so excited to give me my present that he left the tome in its original brown paper bag from the local book store and handed it to me with a wide smile.
Wrapping presents had never been his thing.
My...
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The Ph.D. student in my office is carrying around...
Her library, she calls it. If ever I needed a visual on why not to pursue a Ph.D. in Philosophy that would be it.
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So I'm probably going to move out of Boystown,...
Taking new suggestions for the post 9/1/11 era:
Homo Anthropology
A Little Bit Ginger (since, you know, that my URL these days).
Accidentally Celibate (an old blog title, but a goody nonetheless).
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Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
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Who wants to be my Spotify friend?
I am loving this shit. My username is kaitcs just add me lovers.
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On Today's Episode of Prisoner or Kaitlin:
Buying nothing but bread and water at the grocery store.
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HelloGiggles – Item of the Day →
I meant to share this the other day. Someone needs to get this for me. Like, now. Mom? (Maybe I should give my mom my Tumblr address…no that will not be happening any time soon.).
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Elephant Walk →
I’m guessing I don’t have a lot of frat guy or frat guy-loving readers, but if you could verify the accuracy of this for me, I’d appreciate it.
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Actual email from an actual stranger:
After a thoroughly brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. ;) Thank You for all the wonderful imaginary memories… you’ll always have a special place in my heart. lol Your Ex-Hubby, Adam P.S. You can keep the house in Barbados but, I’m afraid I’m going to have to need half of our money according to the...
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Lady Gaga Warns You: Cocaine Is The Devil(via... →
Latex is okay, booze is fine, preposterous platforms? Hell yes. But don’t do coke, Lady Gaga chides. She was on Howard Stern’s show yesterday, and said:
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Actual dialogue I witnessed walking down Broadway...
Bleached hair lady discreetly shouting across a sidewalk seating area: When I first moved to the city I was still a drug dealer. I remember having to find new connections and everything.
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Reasons I am not cut out for dating: First in what...
First, there’s the whole Small Talk thing. I’m not good at it. Small Talk can be broken down into categories, none of which my life is appropriately set up for:
Location (location, location). “So where are you from?” Well, I’ve lived in Chicago for seven or eight years now, but I was born in Detroit and went to high school an hour or so outside the city. But I...
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