February 2012
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How To Get An Hourglass Figure - Styling Tips for... →
Here’s the thing about articles like this: everyone apparently wants to make it look like they have an hourglass figure, but if you have one already clothes are basically impossible to buy. Unlearned curvy girls have two look options: preggers or slutty. Where’s the article for us?
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Today is Leap Day (um...exciting?), and tomorrow...
Now that’s fucking exciting.
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Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor
Sometimes I see that someone has googled (is that capitalized as a verb?) “book report ann aguirre enclave” or “divergent book report” or something to either of those effects and then found and visited my blog. Today I realized that some punk is probably using my new found enjoyment of YA lit as a cheat sheet for their school paper! I feel I’ve finally done my duty as...
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Statements that Make Me a Mini-Hipster and a...
I hate The Hunger Games bandwagon. If one more dumb ass (and by dumb ass in this context I mean the girl who thinks Vanity Fair is just a magazine - not that she’d pick it up) posts on Facebook that they just started reading it and can’t put it down, I may start wearing pegged jeans and Blossom hats. This is double for the jerk who asks me if I’ve read it yet stares blankly...
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Inner Thigh Monologues
Hi. I’m Angelina Jolie. You might recognize me from such films as Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Wanted, and Kung Fu Panda - and really, why wouldn’t you?
Please allow me to introduce you to my thigh, Angie. She’s a great friend, goes everywhere with me, but has been feeling a little neglected lately, what with...
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Notes From A Unicorn - The Rumpus.net →
Worth a read.
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I’m really hoping that at least four people drop the Teaching Writing class that I want to take because I am numero quatro on the wait list and it would make me happy to do something professionally-minded this spring. My improv classes will be done in nine weeks - eight weeks, I guess depending on how one were to count - and then I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself....
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“[P]eanut butter is actually how the Hollywizards get Irish people to look like...”
– Dead on, Lindy West/Vulture. A little PB is the only way to get my mouth a’movin’.
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Random things I've felt the need to say or write...
I hate when the tag in a pair of underwear lands right in my butt crack. They should really put those off-center.
OK I lied. I’ve really just been wanting to say the one thing. But seriously.
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My great friend - and quite possibly #1 Ginger fan...
We’ve discussed her before but I will leave her name off this post for security purposes. She gets amazing stories working in Chicago and is a witty soul to boot. I keep telling her to start a blog of what she sees, but she’s concerned that her employer will find it and, you know, fire her. Understandable.
The other day, however, she sent what might be the greatest set of instant...
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I just realized that Ross and Rachel's baby would...
That’s unnerving, right?
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Because I Prefer Tumblr, You Get the Sneak Peek....
In one short week I will be digging my toes into the blissful sands of St. Thomas with two of my favorite women in the world. The downside to sand, of course, is that it stays with you. Months after I return to my winter wonderland (or whatever Chicago weather happens to be next week) I will find it in my suitcase, bathing suits, and cheap tourist trap souvenirs.
It may win a few battles, but...
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CHICAGO PUBLIC LIBRARY: Chicago Public Library is... →
chicagopubliclibrary:
Chicago Public Library is closed today. As is the stock market. So are the banks. If you’re to believe the annual mattress sales, it’s all in honor of President’s Day. But that’s not quite the case. While several states do officially recognize it as President’s Day, our doors are closed…
I feel like being the first Mason to serve as president is a moot point since,...
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kaitsullivan.wordpress.com →
Today I reviewed Zoya Fast Drying Drops if you’re interested.
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Are you going to be watching the Oscars on Sunday?
Well if you don’t and if you live in Chicago then you should come to my show at 10:00. Just a suggestion. (Also, I highly recommend The Call of the Riled. I saw it two weekends ago, I guess it was. Spot on awesome.)
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I'm working on a little somethin' somethin' and...
Thanks and all that jazz.
Do you have toxic friends or is that a girl phenomenon? What do you do to deal with them?
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“I would start sleeping around just so I had somewhere else to spend nights.”
– Me at the thought of being roommates with Grumpy
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I Did a Little Shopping at CVS.
I picked up a box of tampons, bottle of Coke, and fresh tube of Aquaphor (which, side note, best lip treatment ever). The cashier but the box of tampons in a brown paper bag, rolled it tightly closed, and put that bag in two plastic bags into which she then rest the soda and Aquaphor.
Thank you, Miss, for protecting my privacy. I sincerely do appreciate the consideration you took given my...
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My Mother Doesn't Read this Tumblr.
At least I don’t think she does. And that’s okay, because she’d probably dislike it. I swear too much. I judge too harshly. I have my father’s sense of humor. This is all presumption but it’s based in fact. That one time I recorded a video response to the Oscar red carpet for a grad school project, her response was, “Your hair looks good but you’re a...
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'The Wedding Dance,' Short Film By Elliot London,... →
This is lovely.
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chicagopubliclibrary:
“It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it.” ― Oscar Wilde
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WatchHello, my name is Kaitlin, and I maintain that these are my long lost children. Just look at the way they rock out with Adam Levine (my future lover and father to said babies). Man my hormones are going haywire this week.
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Best Instant Message of the Day (even though it...
cookie monster: “I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one”
I mean if that’s not a good joke I don’t know what is.
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dwarfed-deactivated20130404 asked: one time me and my roommate didn't want to do dishes, so we threw them all out.. point of the story is do your dishes. aha
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I'm too lazy to wash dishes.
Therefore I’m gonna drink this wine straight out the bottle.
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Truths About Being a Ginger:
You will, at some point, be asked if the Carpet matches the Drapes. Acceptable responses to this question include:
Fuck off.
A blank stare.
A bitch slap.
You will, at some point, be referred to as Red. Though being whistled at while walking down the street is annoying, hearing a motorcyclist yell, “Hey Red!” at you is actually kind of funny. (True story.)
Assumptions will be made...
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Drinking a dark hot chocolate from Caribou, reading a good book, and listening to the Nina Simone station on Pandora. I think I could die with a smile on my face in this moment.
Staying inside on a Friday night in an attempt to...
Someone cut my internet connection stat.
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If you read my other blog you'll see this post...
I’ll get back to my writing about the asinine things in the world that bother me and whatnot shortly, but first, a programming note.
I’m looking to pay someone (that’s right, I will give you money in exchange for a service) to redesign and code my website/blog(s) so that they’re a) all in one place, b) pretty, and c) reflect this newfound bravery of being a serious writer...
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I'm making a non-Valentine's Valentine playlist.
So far, songs include:
Contributions/suggestions are openly requested.
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Pampers is a sponsor of Teen Mom.
Is that ironic or just funny?
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