April 2012
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I have a show tomorrow!
Come on down to the e.t.c. stage, Chicago. We’re on at 1 and the ticket is only five dollah five dollah five dollah. 
Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
I don't know, guys.
Sometimes I think this life thing is no joke. Maybe I should start taking it seriously.
Apr 25th
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Apr 22nd
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Hahaha →
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Hey. Did you know I grew up in China?
Well, I did. Which is why when yesterday when I was asked if I wanted to cancel a meeting in the Loop because of the inevitable NATO protests, I laughed. If you’ve dealt with some Communist rioters living in Third World conditions, a bunch of privileged white kids who’ve never actually seen poverty strike no fear in your heart. (And before some asshole on either side of the issue...
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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If you type the C word into a text message on your...
I just thought you should be made aware of my discovery.
Apr 14th
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The guy who lives across the hall from me was...
I’m not sure if I should be embarrassed for knowing that just by hearing the theme song through the door.
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Dear Men,
If you can braid your facial hair, it’s too long. Thinking of your best interest, Kaitlin
Apr 10th
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Oh, hey. I made it easier for you to follow up on... →
This is what happens when I don’t have the energy to sleep.
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Dear FBI or CIA:
I still haven’t quite figured out the difference between you in comparison to the difference between MI-5 and MI-6, so I’ll just leave this to both sets of low-level staffers who get stuck monitoring the internet and phone calls for terrorist threats and dirt that a future Nixonian government official can use on people. I’ve been watching Spooks/MI-5 all weekend and now have...
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
Should I be worried that the following things came...
Visiting Milwaukee Going to a place that apparently had something to do with Mary Tyler Moore, taking a picture, and then putting it on Tumblr saying, “Woohoo! I saw where MTM ate!” Losing teeth  Body surfing in reverse. Like, from the shore to the open ends of the ocean. I can only imagine what I’d dream if I did drugs.
Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Do you know what the cool kids are doing on April...
Coming to our show at 1pm.
Apr 5th
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Emily Eating Someone Elses Muffin →
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Dear Today Show,
Yesterday Sarah Palin and today Ryan Seacrest? Yuck. Love, Kaitlin
Apr 4th
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Anonymous asked: I love you. Not in an "I don't know you but I love you" creepy way at ALL, just in an "I'm drunk and I'm moving to Chicago soon and I'm drunk and I really appreciate your sense of humor and I'm SO DRUNK AND CAN WE MAKE OUT" way, TOTALLY. FUCK. I'll be embarrassed when I'm sober.
Apr 4th
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Dear Woman on the Red Line,
If your hands are shaking while you’re pouring Monster energy down your throat, I’d suggest perhaps consider cutting back on your caffeine. Just looking out for you, Kaitlin
Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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Dear Today Show,
Sarah Palin? Really? I understand that you want to keep your spot as the #1 TV show in morning television, but this is just ridiculous. What are you now, Fox News? I’m getting my weather from Sam Champion this morning, sorry, Al. Love, Kaitlin
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st