It is dangerous here. (at Oberweis)
My @baublebar spring cleaning loot. Nailed it.
When was the last time you saw a guy with frosted tips? Thanks, Blue Line.
I did manage to find a touch of red in my closet this morning. #marriageequality
OMG SHE STARTED FREESTYLING TO CINDY LAUPER.
This chick is karaoking to Petey Pablo. I did not see that coming.
My weird cubicle mate just slid this across my desk. I think he’s auditioning for Keenan and Kel.
I just noticed that the inside of my wrists are so pale that if I press on them for moment I can see the blood flow back into the vein when I lift my finger.
Finally tried Essie nail stickers. Still perfecting the application process…
Today is the sort of day where I decide to rename apples and peanut butter to Beyonce and Jay-Z. One has tangy curves and the other is creamy smooth. Yes, I acknowledge my problem.