Thanks for Nothing, Mom.
Dear Mom,
I don’t know how you expect me to lead a happy and fulfilled life after you’ve raised me.…
What the News Will Say About Me Based On My Twitter
If there is any lesson to be taken on the state of the media after recent events, it’s that they…
PRO: Wear any and all face masks, hair masks, orthodontia, body braces, or anti-snore strips you please.
The only person you need to turn on is yourself, so just avoid mirrors until morning and you’ll be fine.
CON: There is no one to blame but yourself…
Every Single Man in America, According to Their Match.com Profiles
Body: Athletic and toned
Likes: Working out 5 – 6 times per week, Crossfit, volunteering with…
Every once in a while someone will like or reblog a post I wrote months ago and totally forgot about, prompting me to read past the title and see what the hell I was talking about. The real bonus is when I realized that I totally nailed it. So, thanks, kiddos who reblogged a post from May. It kind of made my day.
This exchange is the inspiration for a post next week. Have you gotten any love advice that you’d care to share?
The following was, word for word, something I just found on my voice recorder while listening to notes for a piece I’m writing. I intermittently yawn throughout the reading, which means I was basically sleeping. Maybe I took extra NyQuil that evening?
I…
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Well done, Mr. Fallon. I would just like to point out that I wrote about it last year.
Damn, I should be famous.